It’s Opening Week, the roster is settling out and I’m channeling my inner Nostradamus. I know that a lot of you are fans of lists, so keeping the paying customer in mind; I give you my "Ten Padres Predictions Destined to be Wrong." These are my bold/somewhat bold predictions for the season, so feel free to tar and feather me six months from now:

1. Aaron Harang will finish 2011 with double digit wins.
2. Kyle Blanks will be traded.
3. Fans will be demanding Anthony Rizzo by mid May.
4. Simon Castro and Casey Kelly will make their major league debuts.
5. Luis Martinez will be with the Padres before June 1.
6. The Padres will have at least 12 different starting pitchers.
7. Chase Headley will lead the Padres in batting average.
8. Nick Hundley will catch less than 100 games.
9. Heath Bell will not finish the season as a member of the San Diego Padres.
10. No Padres player will have more than 20 home runs.